Miyagi training Daniel san to take on those Cobra Kai bullies

5 Ways To Watch The Star Wars Series That Are Crazy AF

“Star Wars Wars” is Marcus Rosentrater’s epic experiment to condense the Star Wars saga in the most confusing way possible: superimposing all six original Star Wars movies over each other in one gloriously trippy mess. The result is a movie (a “movies?”) that’s a little like watching Star Wars through someone else’s prescription glasses while huffing paint thinner on a roller coaster.

moncler factory outlet Lucasfilm”In a galaxy far far out, man.” moncler factory outlet

moncler outlet Despite the plot being a bit tricky to follow at times, what with six movies’ worth of characters talking and moving all over each other, the visuals are sometimes so amazing that they’ll make you want to start a prog rock band just to use them as album art. moncler outlet

moncler jackets outlet LucasfilmThey should have sent six poets. moncler jackets outlet

moncler sale outlet moncler jacket sale But maybe we’re not smart enough to see the artistic layers of having Leia host the medal ceremony inside a lava filled IKEA. moncler jacket sale moncler sale outlet

moncler outlet sale moncler outlet jackets LucasfilmThe Acid Strikes BackYou Can Be Part Of The Empire Strikes Back While Watching It moncler outlet jackets moncler outlet sale

cheap moncler outlet moncler outlet store It’s hard to choose the objective best reworking of Star Wars, but if we had to pick one, it would be whatever version could include us. It’s every nerd’s dream to be in these movies, to fly an X Wing, meet C 3P0, get some hot Wookiee action. But besides convincing Lucas to CGI your face in like another crap Force ghost, there’s no way to make that happen, right? Wrong. moncler outlet store cheap moncler outlet

moncler outlet uk If you want to know how easy it is to pop up in a Star Wars movie, just ask Dr. Abernathy, who advertised his dental practice by digitally inserting himself into A New Hope. But Dr. J. did more than merely appear in the movie; he hijacked an entire scene, giving the rebel pilots attacking the Death Star a brief presentation on cavity fillings instead of letting them know how they’re all going to die in a blaze of laser glory. moncler outlet uk

moncler outlet Dr. Abernathy/LucasfilmSadly, the Rebel Alliance doesn’t cover dental. moncler outlet

But not everyone has all that dentist money to throw around. Fortunately, there’s another way. A UK group called Secret Cinema puts on screenings that Last Action Hero the audience into the movie, physically recreating scenes using elaborate sets and acting school rejects. Recently, they put on a screening of The Empire Strikes Back in a giant factory. To get in, you had to enter through a replica of the Mos Eisley Cantina, which isn’t the weirdest party scene you can find in an abandoned factory at night.

Secret Cinema”Please leave your Android phones outside.”

moncler jackets outlet Walking out of the cantina, people suddenly found themselves in a bustling Tatooine marketplace full of Jawas, Stormtroopers, and the most alien creatures of all: a bunch of 21st century Earth nerds. moncler jackets outlet

cheap moncler coats moncler outlet online Secret CinemaCosplayer or out of work actor? There’s no way of knowing. moncler outlet online cheap moncler coats

cheap moncler jackets One of the amazing things about the original Star Wars trilogy is how well it’s held up over time. Sure, George Lucas keeps remastering them like a fussy plastic surgeon on his 40th facelift of the day, but even in their original glory, they still look great, unlike a lot of other tacky ’70s sci fi schlockfests. But for those who like Star Wars but wish it looked more like it was shot through the bottom of a moonshine jug, there’s The War Of The Stars, a fan edit that reimagines Star Wars as a cheap ’70s grindhouse movie. cheap moncler jackets

The Man Behind The Mask/LucasfilmFor people who thought “A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away” was a bit too spoilery.

moncler outlet store moncler outlet uk Made in moncler mens jackets sale 2010, The War Of The Stars gives A New Hope a beat up 16mm print, replaces John Williams’ majestic score with the kind of ’70s rock that wouldn’t be out of place in a softcore porno, and creatively edits out all the big budget scenes. It really makes you feel like you’re not in a galaxy far far away, but instead in a urine soaked craphole of a movie theater. moncler outlet uk moncler outlet store

moncler outlet online cheap moncler jackets sale The Man Behind The Mask/LucasfilmJust what Star Wars needed, more desert scenes. cheap moncler jackets sale moncler outlet online

cheap moncler jackets sale cheap moncler coats The movies open not with a spectacular space battle, but with the more budget friendly decision to show Luke Skywalker just looking at a battle from all the way down on Tatooine. cheap moncler coats cheap moncler jackets sale

moncler jacket sale The Man Behind The Mask/Lucasfilm”Hey, I can see my dad’s house from here.” moncler jacket sale

But what Kallgren really wants to do with his tribute is highlight how Star Wars is simply part of a long and rich tradition of storytelling tropes. So his fan movie also includes scenes from newer movies like Eragon, which obviously couldn’t have influenced Lucas.

cheap moncler moncler sale Unless he’s secretly a time traveling dragon movie enthusiast. moncler sale cheap moncler

moncler sale cheap moncler He even draws a parallel between Obi Wan teaching Luke and The Karate Kid’s Mr. Miyagi training Daniel san to take on those Cobra Kai bullies, who are of course the Earth equivalent of the Empire. cheap moncler moncler sale

A Chinese Bootleg Changed All The Dialogue In Revenge Of The Sith

moncler factory outlet moncler sale outlet It’s no secret that the Star Wars prequels aren’t well written. The plots are boring, the new aliens are racist caricatures, and the dialogue is godawful. With lines like “I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me,” it sometimes feels like Lucas put the prequels in one of those English to Chinese to English translators. But as it turns out, doing that would’ve made for funnier movies. moncler sale outlet moncler factory outlet

cheap moncler jackets China has always had a thriving bootleg market. However, DVD bootleggers don’t make the most nuanced of translators, often leaving the subtitling to crappy machines. And in the case of one of the oldest Star Wars bootlegs, the results are hilariously off. For example, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith was translated to Star War The Third Gathers: The Backstroke Of The West. Famously, Darth Vader’s embarrassing “Nooooo” becomes the even more toddler like “Do not want!” cheap moncler jackets

cheap moncler outlet LucasfilmFinally, a prequel character the audience can relate to. cheap moncler outlet

moncler https://www.moncleronlineoutlet.com outlet jackets moncler outlet sale Also, for a PG 13 movie with no obscenities whatsoever, there’s a surprising amount of swearing in the translation. Though that does finally give the scene in which Obi Wan and Yoda discover a room full of murdered children the emotional gravitas it needed moncler outlet sale moncler outlet jackets.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *